Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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