turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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