in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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