If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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