Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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