If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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