I hate your face
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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