What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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