Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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