It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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