does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I'm always down for nudity.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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