Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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