How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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