There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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