I just cut my nipple shaving
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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