i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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