The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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