Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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