In the future we'll all be gay
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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