On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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