My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
