do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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