Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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