one two three fourrrrnication!
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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