I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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