At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
