What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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