you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
