wanna go halves on a baby?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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