is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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