just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Can you bring me the toilet please
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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