i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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