Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
How's work?
Spinning.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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