That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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