Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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