life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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