In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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