In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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