That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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