I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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