I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize