My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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