The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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