i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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