Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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