What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
handjob tips. give me some.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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