We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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