next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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