Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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