Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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