you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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