I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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