ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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