My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
