I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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