It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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