let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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