I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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